Religion is a funny thing.
In honor of the heathens on Thursdays I conclude projects.
In honor of the profits on Fridays I plan for the next week.
In honor of the survivors on Saturdays I rest
In honor of the pious on Sundays I abstain.
In honor of the hungry on Mondays I plan for the day
In honor of the learned on Tuesdays I sweat
In honor of the decedents on Wednesdays I learn
