"What's the order sir?"
"Clean, Plan, Repair"
"Copy."
M.A.S.H first.
Docs and Chow.
"Umm, sir...they don't have anything."
"Tell the mess to start cooking extra, let 'em know when chow time is and make sure no one gets out of hand. Oh, and start scheduling adequate rack and shower time for everyone. Last thing we need is to have our own little game of Oregon Trail in camp.
"Uhh, we have instigators."
"Orders stands. We're here in a humanitarian capacity not as combatants. Just try to make everyone understands they leave their weapons and grievances outside this camp and that there will be no trade with personnel"
"Sir."
That's the difference.
"Did you give 'em the catalogue?"
"Sir."
"Did they pick a post office?"
"Sir."
Job done, let's head home.
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Build homes to be off grid for emergencies.
Limit wireless traffic to emergency and news channels in high population areas, hard line everything else.
Instead of a milk man have a battery man that replaces your batteries if they start to deteriorate.
Ensures efficient use, proper recycling, and someone for emergency services to ask for head counts during disasters.
Postal carriers can show you the most efficient routs.
Local delivery drivers can be hired to side by side to evacuate people and bring the truck back after they drop them off.
Rail lines can be cleared and repaired faster than a road once conditions are within safety tolerances of the equipment and personnel.
Build houses to be portable.
Think R.V sized.
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Don't want to go floating away in Zero G or fall 20 feet if it takes a tumble?
During red alerts remain in emergency seating for departures and landings.
Remain close to a handholds during yellow alerts.
Emergency services may be asking us to slow our speed for weather or traffic.
Do watch for timers during yellow alerts as they will be notifying you of imminent deceleration or acceleration events.
Be sure to secure personal belongings during this time.
During green alerts please feel free to visit the atrium and inquire with Librarians for emergency shelters and rest facilities if needed.
Insert comical but accurate situations of the worst case of each scenario above in written, auditory, and visual formats to ensure understanding of passengers. If passengers do not understand be sure they are accompanied by a guardian.
While traveling as a student, please remain in groups of five and ensure that all have contact details for your accompanying educators, your classrooms will be offloaded at your destinations once commuter traffic has concluded.
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"Mommy mommy, that one said *explitive*!
It sure did.
Exercise your first amendment with new house wraps.
Design it and explore it VR!
Then at your next Mech Check wrap it!
Please for your safety be aware of your destinations rules and restrictions for public display ordinances.
Tune in to the local NPR or PBS affiliate station for updates and travel advisements.
Stay Informed, Travel Wise.
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Scoots is wicked smart.
She just closed the browser window because she wanted my attention.
Then when I went back to typing because the recovery held she tried to do it a second time.
If there's a third I might need to get her a sound board.
...
Oh shit....
She understand the middle button and joysticks on the playstation because of how much time I've spent on destiny and the like.
O.o
I'm glad the kitties like me otherwise I'd be nervous.
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When taking your new car to space be sure to have an open save drive and storage bay available.
Then inquire with your local university about graduate studies looking to rent your sensors during travel and get your next Mech Check Free!
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In the event of denial reasoning will be provided.
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You know what's crazy man.
I listen to new anime openings, like Dr. Stone.
And, bruh,
I couldn't get the lyrics down for the longest time.
Not because I wasn't understanding the Japanese, but because there were english lyrics in there and my brain was hearing them as gibberish.
I actually ended up looking up the lyrics to see why I couldn't get them right...
And it was the English that was tripping me up.
Hello World.
Yes.
I am a live.
And a real person.
Not an AI.
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I dunno man.
I Know it can't be exactly the way I want it to be.
But if I put it out there and can demonstrate models that work.
Then maybe, down the road, someone else can get there.
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