Untouchable

 "What a fucking Chode."

My exact words when I saw the news about the bombings in Iran.

"This motherfucker.  Having never been held truly accountable for anything in his life trying to claim moral authority in a region that for the first time in decades was starting to stabilize and he goes and slams his dick on the table."

"Why?"

I'll tell you why. 
Because he's on the verge of being held accountable. 
Karma is starting to catch up and he thinks the only way to stave it off until...what?   
When he's dead?
Slapping his name on everything. 
Awarding himself other peoples prizes and making up shit to give himself rewards to gild his lily...so to speak. 

In my head he's just a prison number.  

He thinks that by starting this bullshit he can hide hold off what's coming in the rest of the files. 
Thinks that his buddy's in congress will protect him from impeachment again. 

Let's revisit those impeachments by the way.  
Just so we're all on the same page. 

1. 
"Harassing foreign leaders to dig up dirt on  political Opponents"
Ruling : "Yes, he did do this but it was in the interest of national security and he was ignorant that what he was doing was illegal."   
Let off for ignorance...bullshit. 
Dude's been doing that bullshit threw out his entire career.   Hell it's in is stupid fucking book that literally outlines how to bankrupt your businesses and profit from it.

2. 
"Instigating an insurrection against the U.S. government."
Ruling "Yes he did, but he didn't because 'That's not what he was trying to do'. "
You're fucking kidding me right? 
This Dick Stain has been openly instigating insurrection at almost every single rally.   And that's just the shit he's willing to say in public. 

Let's also rewind to the moment that my alarm bells went off. 
"Ties to Russia during the 2016 election."
This draft dodging dirty diaper balks at an FBI investigation and cries it's an invasion of his privacy. 
"Are you fucking kidding me!?!? That's like step one of the interview process to be in charge of the same fucking agency and he can't even agree to it?  This motherfucker needs to apologies to the trees for wasting the oxygen they make. Banks and even fucking loan sharks.   FUCKING LOAN SHARKS!  On both sides of the Atlantic wouldn't lend this walking bad toupee a goddamn dime so he was trying to make deals to pull the same scam in Russia.  Not a fucking question.  Verifiable public record even before the goddamn election. PUBLIC FUCKING RECORD!" 

He says plain as day what he plans on doing. 
Claims no claims to project 2025 when nearly everyone in it was one of his advisors or "visitors" to his private resort. 
Then does every fucking thing that was in the document as his policy. 
Which is it there 45? 
Are you a liar or so fucking inept Kermit the fucking Frog would say "wow that hands up there pretty far."

Either way when that 3rd impeachment hits you better pray to whatever you think is holy that they don't hold you to the Uniform Code. You are supposed to be the "Commander in Chief" after all. 
And thinking you're above the law. 
You make me fucking sick. 

The Presidential office is supposed to serve at the pleasure of the people and the direction of congress. 
Not the other fucking way around. 
And I tell ya, the People are about as pleasured as lesbian hooker taking one from a one pump chump with a micro penis. 
And last I checked Congress didn't give you permission for Jack or shit. 
And Jack won't even take your phone calls and the only shit anyone is seeing is the way it ends up in your pants.  

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, settle down there Jack you're sounding awfully ageist and ableist right now." 
"Fuck off.  I've met drug dealers and murderers with more integrity than this fuck stain." 
 
I'm a fucking mirror or as someone that knows me best called me "The Chameleon" Because I can vibe check and blend in to the point of being unnoticed.
He doesn't want addressed with insults and jibes then he better fucking shape up.  
Because, to quote the president talking to a reporter asking a strait forward question. "You're a nasty little thing saying nasty lies.  You should be ashamed of yourself for being so disrespectful."  

Fuck you 45.  
Bush the II pulled this same shit.  
Difference is, when he got caught with his hand in the cookier jar he didn't try to convince everyone that it wasn't his hand as he shoved a fucking cookie in his mouth.  

I'd say "I'll see you in court." 
But you don't even have the testicular fortitude to meet me in the playground let alone in court. 
Hell, last I checked you're not even allowed near playgrounds. 

Be warned motherfucker you better have me muzzled and chained if you ever meet me in person 'cause the most you'll get out of me is a nut tap and the biggest loogie I can muster as you writhe on the ground. 
Isn't that what you told law enforcement to do to people as they were caught? 
Bang their heads and shit? 
Abuse people that according to the law are "Innocent until proven guilty." 
When your ass is actually Guilty but trying to pretend innocence. 

Oh yeah. 
And when/if I get into office.  
The only executive order I'll need to issue is the one that repeals yours. 
Because unlike you. 
I'll do the job the way it's expected to be done.
At the Pleasure of the people and the direction of Congress. 

You wanted to be Al Capone. 
Well. 
Good for you.
I'll be playing the part of Elliot Ness.

Bitch.