Gasp

 Jack and Jill

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"You are quite the enigma Mr. Wayne." 
"I don't know what you mean."
"The men will not tell me the truth about you."
"That is not odd in our line of work."
"Cigar?"
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"Took you long enough Jack."
"Sometimes finding the right words is difficult little one." 

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We are farmers bum adumdadumdadumda

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"Whoa!"
"Pretty cool huh?"
"A to B"
"Safely"

Catchy Slogan

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Reading?
For america? 
Do I have to?
Nope.
But you should.
Is that a threat?
Should it be?
Um.
No?
Welcome aboard.

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"ARrgh, they always be after me lucky charms!"

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I have a big pee pee car!
I have a big pee pee truck!
I'm delivering people!
Drive safely. 
It's the law.  
AHHH!
Brought to you by Fred Gibson
"Mommy, who's Fred Gibson?"
"Go ask Alexa honey."
"Oh no."

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The truth of Mr. Jackson.
He was willing to identify the shooter. 
For that he will always be a hero in my heart.

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"That's cold brother."
"It's the only way to free the people, speak our truth, and see the future."
"May the people be merciful for I will not."
"It's okay Clark we know who you are."

"Our history's are the same."
o.o


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"Cool backpack?  What's it do?"

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Fucking Babe Ruth dude. 
God damn legend.

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"Why do they travel in our place?"
"Because they are the ones with the most understanding for what needs done."
Space - Get gud Scrub!

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"What's the deal Jack."
"Food, water, supplies." 
"What's supplies? "
"Trash for cash?"
"Cash for Trash?"
"Not a $1"
"$5 meals"
"$20 dollar toys."
"$100 Car"
"$1,000 house"
"$1,000,000 home"
"$1,000,000,000 business."
"$1,000,000,000,000 UN representative"


25% Arts and Sciences
50% Medical 
75% Utilities
95% Infrastructure

Simple.
Math.

"What do we get in return?"
"Plains and Trains"
"How do we get there?"
"In your house silly"

In need ?
Medicare

Invalid?
Medicade

Working or Not
Social Security


No plans. 
No bullshit. 
No interest
Just your library card.
Pay your taxes.
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"Whoa whoa whoa whoa. You want countries to pay to be in the UN."
"I want to pay them to be in the UN"
"Um...huh?"
GDP under a trillion get a trillion. 
GDP over a trillion?
Pay a Trillion. 
Simple.
Math.
"Who decides?"
"Not me. 
I'm biased."
My vote?
The Samoans, the Māori, and a third of their choosing. I'd recommend Taiwan or Cuba. 
But,  I'm biased. 

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"That's quite the claim there fella."
"I don't gamble with lives."
"Seems like you're betting an awful lot."   
"Pocket change when you're trading for the stars my friend."
"Cocky."
"Bet ya $1 that by the end of the day we'll both have a $1,000,000."
"What for?" 
"To build a home."
"What's a home?" 
"You tell me."

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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...um...how are we going to run our businesses?" 
"I dunno there boss, better start talking to some investors  'cause we're all starting with the same balance sheet this time around."
"Ummm...No?"
"Reparations bud, either we all pay em or the debt hangs over our grandchildren's heads, personally I think we've all played that game long enough."

So what's the budget?
$9 billion people times $10 million dollars. 

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"Planning ahead there are ya Jack?"
"Yeah, people want to go to space, the moon, mars.
"So?"
"I ran the budget. Did the math."
"What math?"
"All of it."
"Can't be done." 
"Bet."

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Good thing I'm so pretty, 'cause I sure ain't smart.